Not hiring illegal aliens. Moreover, I have been told that my mantra should be "Don't go to Jail".
However, due to recent trends, I have received conflicting advice. Or, as the politicians say, "a refinement of their position".
You may wonder what type of trends would cause a flip/flop...um...er....I meant to say, would cause a 'refinement' of an upstanding citizen's advice.
Perhaps it's the recent immigration bill, perhaps there were recent grass root protests, perhaps some other national political trend. Or, perhaps an issue closer to home, such as the fading facade of our moral character.
If you perceived the last item is most likely; you are correct.
As a matter of fact, it is not just close to home. The issue is the home. Specifically, the fading facade of the metal siding's character.
Yes. Like you, I am shocked, too.... "Shocked ! Shocked!", I say.
How could painting our aluminum siding corrupt such moral fortitude? Is the fading aluminum a morality play on our fading facade of our character?
Moreover...
Hang on.
"Paint-o el Side-o .... el SIDE-O ... THE el SIDE-O !!"*
Sorry, I had to give our day laborer some direction.
Now, where was I? Ah yes, now I remember.
.... Moreover, how could someone express one set of values, yet live a different set of values !?
How could someone be that hypocritical ?!
I will never know.
*Although, I am ugly & American. I am not the ugly American parodied in the above post.
No day laborers were harmed in the making of this blog.
